Running

I do all my running in circles
when screaming and throwing a fit
and mostly I huff without puffing
whilst stomping away in a snit

Cause I do my exercise nightly
I’m walking at lunch without fail.
I cut iceberg lettuce in pieces
to carry to work in a pail.

I may lose my temper routinely
and screech like a Barbary ape...
but though I may shout quite obscenely
at least I am staying in shape.